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Thursday, August 09, 2007

testing my BLUE blood

Freshmen Year
[x ] got brainwashed in orsem

[x] had at least one gay fil or english teacher
[x] you really know that you're in college when you begin reading gay lit
[x] went to the Big Blue Eagle Cheer Rally, and realized that it sucked.

Score: 4

[x] panicked when you forgot to get your exam permit
[ ] never told your parents about the lab breakage
[x] joined at least 3 or more orgs, because they all sounded pretty.
[x] joined at least one business org, since you wanted to go partying.
[x] never knew the difference of each SOA org



Score: 4

[x] panicked that you got low grades in your freshman advisory.
[x] thinks that AMS is there just to give you sample exams.
[x] went to different restaurants along katipunan on a daily basis.
[ ] tried to get in ADS and CADS, only to get yourself humiliated.
[ ] thinks that Celadon is only for Chinese people

Score: 3

[x] voted for this guy coz the friend of your friend's friend says he's good.
[x] never really knew what the difference was with Partido Agila and that other sanggu party.
[ ] thinks that Mr. Abstain is a very influential person in campus.
[x] Realized that your research topic in english sucks.
[x] Discovered that your blockmate smokes under stress.

Score: 4

Summer


[x] realized that your random number could go to as high as 2000.
[x] blamed everyone for the crap that is reg.
[x] attempted to take a class with airconditioning
[x] took two long tests in a week, in just one subject.
[ ] regretted summer just because you wanted to take subjects in advance.

Score: 4

Sophomore Year


[x] Knows who Jimenez is and vowed to do anything in your powers to avoid him..

[ ] ... But you failed to do so.
[x] went to NSTP with 4 or so hours of sleep.
[x] Tried to get either Tirol or Lozada for history

[x] you didn't take the Guidance Test seriously.
[x] Have considered shifting.


Score: 5

[x] Already have a favorite spot in the Lib
[x] Knows the best place to get a xerox copy.

[ ] Knows the best place to take a dump.
[x] Realized that many Povedans don't know how to speak Spanish.
[ ] you (or your friends) don't smoke in Sec anymore


Score: 3

Junior Year

[x] Took Fr. Dacanay
[x] Spent the whole day studying for an oral exam, yet you forgot most of it in the end.
[ ] Still has no idea what Meron is exactly.
[x] Began writing long rants in your blog.
[ ] Got screamed at by Fr. Dacanay for whispering in his class. (thank God ndi pa!)

Score: 3

[ ] You meet new friends in your favorite pocket garden/ tambayan
[ ] Never went to Manang's ever since.
[x] You realize that the book you just borrowed had nothing to do with your research paper.
[ ] Didn't care to vote anymore.
[x] Despite the calamities elsewhere, you still wish that the school will cancel classes.

Score: 2

Senior Year -- (still a junior)
[n/a] Resisted going to a Call Center
[n/a] You end up thinking of the lamest idea for your Creative Pic
[n/a] Found out that there's actually a hell month
[n/a] Didn't care what your grade is so long as it meets the 2.0 QPI requirement.
[n/a] Felt like killing yourself after 2nd sem was over

Score: n/a

Bonus (1 pt each):
[ ] Was/is a dormer
[x] Your flashdrive got STD thanks to a visit to any comp lab
[x] Stalked someone in Friendster or Multiply.
[x] Thinks that Wikipedia can be used as an online source.
[x] Got addicted to Dota, or any other online game. --- o2 jam?
[ ] You didn't notice that there are other sports in the UAAP besides Men's Basketball.

Score: 4

YOUR GRADE:
46-50 (A) : You're hardcore!
43-45 (B+) : Pretty hardcore!
39-42 (B) : Not bad!
35-38 (C+) : The typical Atenean! yay!
30-34 (C) : You suck in a nice way! *hugs*
25-29 (D) : You buy A-Shop merchandize so that people won't notice!
Below 25 (F): You're from Lasalle! Why the fuck are you taking this survey?

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IF YOUR BLUE BLOODEDNESS WOULD BE GRADED, WHAT WOULD YOUR FINAL MARK BE?

Place an X inside the box if it applies to you.



[x] Bought something from the A Shop
[x] Got an A for at least one subject
[x] Understood the definition of "HELL" week
[x] and regretted finding out what it meant
[x] Has taken / Currently taking PE 101

score: 5

[x] Crammed three papers in one night whoa!
[x] Gave a class presentation that you now regret
[x] Know at least one photocopy lady because of professors who loved Xerox machines
[x] Got an F in a long test
[x] Promised to do better but didn't in general

score: 5

[x] Exerted effort to be exempted sa finals
[x] Striven for bonus points (extra work kahit end na ng school year!!! hahaha)
[x] Slept in the library
[x] Ate lunch outside the caf [x] Get a Jesuit for a teacher (Fr. Dacanay and Fr. Macnamara! what can I say
I have a penchant for Jesuits..hehehe)

score: 5

[x] Ate at least in 10 establishments in Katipunan
[x] Got an attack from Higad (sana never.....)
[x] Watched BlueRep and TA plays required
[ ] Preferred Manang's food over the Caf's (not wild for home-cooked meals eh)
[ ] Screamed your lungs out in Araneta for the Blue Eagles
(i am yet to watch a game live at Araneta)

score: 3

[x] Puked at Math 19 and 20
[ ] Went to CERSA night
[x] Signed-up for an Org
[x] Joined an org that has a screening
[x] Became active in that org

score: 4

[x] Joined a socially oriented org (ACIL!)
[x] Played cards during long breaks (ayoko ng cards!pro I played ng onti nung freshman year..123 pass, black jack and bullshit)
[ ] Found immersion trips meaningful (n/a)
[x] Went to school in flip-flops (xmpre!except pag may SOM class and Dacanay)
[x] Went to school in "pambahay attire" (lagi..hahaha)

score: 4

[ ] Went to school wearing chucks
[x] Hated your random number
[x] Been to Drew's
[x] Have an organizer, whether it be from Starbucks, Go Nuts, Belle de Jour or whatever!
[x] Went to class without showering after P.E (last sem!haha!magkasunod kc class eh)

score: 4

[ ] Wanted to tell the guards to F*ck off
[x] had accidentally seen a make-out session (kostka & berch benches!)
[ ] Used consultation times properly
[x] Brought an umbrella but it didn't rain
[x] Left an umbrella and then it rained

score: 3

[ ] Went to school trying to make porma but no one noticed
[ ] Went to school looking crappy and everyone noticed
[ ] Camwhored a lot
[x] Saw artistas and completely ignored them
[x] Spoke in a conyo way (when I'm with Jen,Tina or Vianx..haha)

score: 2

[x] Found a Chinese girl/boy hot (haller??!! CHRIS TIU!!!)
[ ] Nagulat sa lumulubog na block sa SOM-Overpass walkway
[x] Had a block party (just attended one though)
[x] Cut class to watch a movie with blockmates (orgmates!)
[ ] Have at least 25 Ateneans on your Ym list
score: 3
[x] Became an FFL (Fucking freeloader!) (hehehe!)
[x] Traded dvds of American tv shows with your friends
[x] Went to Ewood for nothing
[ ] Wore aviator glasses in Ateneo
[x] Ate in class

score: 4

[x] Became EMO for no apparent reason in school
[ ] Thought friendster is a bust and multiply is SOOO much better
[x] Voted in the Sanggu elections vote abstain
[x] Read the Guidon and Matanglawin thoroughly
[x] Tried to avoid the guards because you left your oh-so-precious ID

score: 4

[ ] Engaged in deep-thinking while in Ateneo gardens such as Zen and SOM walkway [x] Bought coffee from Figaro sa MVP basement!
[x] Nakapaghang-out sa isang MVP room (mas matagal pa ko dun kesa sa classroom...) [ ] Became an official YouTube addict while waiting for class
[x] Knew why Jesuit education is priceless

score: 3

[x] Learned a lot about life due to your Philosophy and Theology subjects (whether they enlightening or confusing..I am yet to decide that)
[x] Went to Ateneo even if you had no class
[x] Knew at least 7 famous Ateneo Alumni
[x] Laughed at Tapdancers
[x] Ran out of ink due to numerous papers you had to pass

score: 5

[x] Maximized the use of your flash drive (pro ngaun ayoko na..virus lagi)
[x] Celebrated diversity in the Ateneo
[x] Kept OrSem memories
[x] Watched a movie with fellow Ateneans that aren't from your block
[x] Has the hots for a fellow Atenean.

score: 5

Worth 3 points each:
[ ] Attended simbang gabi at Gesu
[ ] REGed2Vote
[ ] Screamed in Araneta for the Blue Eagles
[x] Know at least 3 Ateneo cheers
[x] Memorized and sung A Song for Mary whole-heartedly
[ ] Got to be on the Dean's list for at least a semester (i wish!)
[x] Prayed to St. Ignatius of Loyola
score: 9

Worth 5 points:

[x] Called yourself an Atenean

ATENEO QPI:
A= 92-100
B+= 86-91
B= 77-85
C+= 69-76
C= 60-68
D= 50-59
F= 49 and below

hmmm..kahit ba naman ateneo blue blood test eh C+ pa rin ako..haay
naku..meant to be ba na hangang c+ lng ang kaya ko?..wag naman..
nangangarap pa rin nmn ako..hahaha

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