funny post

grabbed from a friend's multiply..
funny lang..
parang na-post ko na nga din to before eh
pro gusto ko lang tlga kaya
ok lang khit ipost ko ulit
hahaha..
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So why are YOU still single?

Destiny Addict

These are the people who wait for fate to do something to let them meet their "soulmates" and whatever. They don't want to act because they believe that the person meant for them will just appear to them in unexpected ways---wow, just like Serendipity.

You'll always hear them say: "The time will eventually come. Don't come looking for love!"

Perfectionist

Ever since this person became conscious of her/his surroundings, s/he has made a list of the qualities s/he looks for in her/his boyfriend-/girlfriend-to-be. If s/he meets someone and sees that person having a dirty set of nails, knitted eyebrows, wide-gapped teeth, or a penguin-like gait, that's the end of it. It's an instant turn-off for her/him.

You'll always hear them say: "S/he would have been okay. But then I'm looking for this quality..."

Busy Bee

Pardon, but you've got too many things on your hands like books, ballpens, papers and a calculator. On weekdays, you leave the house at 6am and arrive at 7pm. Upon arriving home, you just do your homework and then sleep. You're happy when you get to watch TV on Saturdays (and again do your homework). You're content with eating out with your family on Sundays (and still do your homework).

You'll always hear them say: "Sorry. I don't have time for that kind of stuff."

Friend Forever version 1

Oh, who are you fooling? You know you really like your best friend or special friend but you just don't say or express it because you don't want to ruin your friendship. Like when the person you love is with someone else, you pretend to be happy for him/her but in reality, you just want to melt like ice caps due to Global Warming.

You'll always hear them say: "I'm so happy for you!" or "I don't want to waste our friendship."

Friend Forever version 2

We can't do anything about it but you're really close to the opposite sex--but only as a friend. One-of-the-boys, ladies' man. You're neither homosexual nor bisexual, but you're really just friends with people who don't have the same chromosomes as you. You're happy just hanging out with them, chatting with them, hugging them without malice.

You'll always hear them say: "Are we having a drink later?" (if a girl) or "will I bring you girls home later?" (if a guy)

Born to be One

You're destined for single-blessedness and you can't do anything about it. :) You were probably created to live by yourself (but of course you have your family and friends, duh) until you get old and are sent to a Home for the Aged. I know a lot of people who seem to be headed in this direction and they're not ugly or abnormal. But sometimes, they can be a bit cranky.

You'll always hear them say: "I'm meant to be alone."

Happy-go-lucky

This is a person who's happy with whatever happenings and trip-trip. S/he will just pick anyone as long as there are no strings attached. It's just for fun and please, no serious business. Personally, I don't dig these type of people. They're probably just oozing with L. Just pour a cold bucket of water over your body and you're fine.

You'll always hear them say: "I'm not really ready to commit, but I really like you."

Wrong Time

These are the people who always reason out that they're too young or too old. They say there are such people, those who feel that there's always a right time for love. But it just seems weird because everytime there's an opportunity, they always think that it's not the right time. Yup, love always comes at the wrong time for them since oftentimes it comes exactly during board exams, problems with the family, or a long test the next day. :))

You'll always hear them say: "We had the right love at the wrong time..."

Parent Trap

Mom or dad don't like their precious daughter/son having a girlfriend/boyfriend even though s/he's already 22 years and earning her/his own money. They say you have to have a single strand of white hair before someone can visit you. Or maybe, you're the one who has a problem since you're scared of what your parents would think about the person you like. Maybe they'll say that he/she too small/tall/fat/thin for you.

You'll always hear them say: "Dad might get mad."

Trauma

Because of the numerous heartbreaks you've been through and the emo songs you've listened to before, you swore you'd never love again. You don't want to. You're tired of slashing your forearm...er...of putting dramatic status messages on YM and of crying buckets and buckets of tears. Awwwww. >:D< Or it might be that you're too insecure of yourself that's why you're not brave enough to venture into some love quest.

You'll always hear them say: "I'm so sick and tired of getting hurt!" *sniff*

Your Ex-Lover Is (NOT) Dead

Yikeeee. You still love your ex-boyfriend/girlfriend and you can't get over that person. Boo. You still remember the laughter, the tears and the PDA moments even though your ex has (insert verb here) with another girl/guy. You say you've moved on but when you talk about love, remember! S/he's still the one you're thinking of.

You'll always hear them say: "I'm over him/her..." *then suddenly cries :))*

Don't Want

Here's two possible scenarios again. First, you just don't like to have someone. I won't force the reason out of you but there are just times that you don't like anyone in particular. Second, maybe...the person you like doesn't like you in the same way. And that's the shizzest thing ever! He/she may not like you because he/she has someone else, he/she's busy or whatever, or maybe he simply doesn't like you and you can't do anything if that's the case. :(

You'll always hear them say: "I don't want to have a boyfriend/girlfriend yet." or "He/she doesn't like me anyway."

Which one are you? :)

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